notkatniss:

Tatiana maslany and Natalie dormer are doing a sdcc panel together break out the bibles god is real

I’m eating and he’s drooling on me

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

This dog is sitting at the top of the driveway looking down the street waiting for his owners to come home and it’s the saddest fucking thing okay I’mma cry

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

catsncats:

touch all the things

My roommate for the next week :3

My apartment is so clean omg I don’t think it’s been this clean since I moved in

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